This way to the sanitarium.
Free bus to the sanitarium.
This way to the Standish sanitarium.
Standish San--
this--this way to the Standish--
free bus. Free bus. Standish sanitarium.
Free bus to the sanitarium.
Just got room for a few more.
Sanitarium?
No. Race track.
You don't want to go to the races. You're too sick.
I'm going to the races!
All right. You want something hot in the fifth race?
Sanitarium? bus to the sanitarium.
Standish sanitarium.
Free bus to the sanitarium.
It's no use, Tony.
If business keeps up like this,
I'm afraid I'll have to drive the station wagon myself.
Oh, no, miss Judy, you can't fire me.
But what if I can't pay your salary?
That's different. You don't have to pay me,
but you can't fire me.
Tony, you're sweet.
Yeah. And don't worry.
I'm going to get us some customers
if I have to make them sick myself.
Tony, I'm afraid we need more than customers.
You don't understand. I owe a great deal of money,
far more than I can ever pay.
Let me see.
Who do I know that's rich?
How about that big strong sick woman
at the sanitarium?
You mean Mrs. Upjohn?
Yeah. that's the one.
She'd be glad to lend you the money.
Oh, she's rich. Last week,
she gave me a dollar tip.
She did once offer to help,
but it doesn't seem right to borrow from a patient.
All right.
Then we make her a partner.
We got to hurry before she changes her mind.
Go ahead. There's Mrs. upjohn now.
But, Mrs. upjohn--
there's no use talking anymore, doctor.
I'm leaving! Mr. Whitmore,
I want my bill made out at once.
Just as you say.
What's the matter, Mrs. upjohn?
It's no fault of yours, my dear.
It's the doctor.
The idea of telling me I'm perfectly well,
when I know I'm on the verge
of a nervous collapse. Good-bye.
Have the boy come up and get my bags, please.
Gil! Oh, Gil!
I'm glad you're here.
What is it, honey?
Hold me tight. I'll be all right.
Come on, honey, tell me.
It's Mrs. upjohn. She's leaving.
Oh, let her leave.
I have something here worth a hundred Upjohns.
You don't understand.
I'm going to lose this place.
No, you're not. That's what I'm trying to tell you.
From me to you with love.
Your radio contract-- you've got it!
"Gelding--out of honey lamb by blue bolt,
two-year, hi hat."
Why, Gil, this doesn't make sense.
It's a horse, honey, a race horse.
Perhaps I'm awfully stupid,
but what do we want with a horse?
Wait till I tell you--
horse wins race, owner wins money,
owner gives money to girl he loves.
Girl saves sanitarium. Why, it's very simple.
Very simple?
But what happens if horse loses race?
Oh, but he can't lose. He's a wonder.
I picked him up for a song--only $1,500.
$1,500?
Mm-hmm.
Gil, that's all the money you had
in the world.
I still have my job singing at the casino.
You return that horse at once
and get your money back.
You've got to go on with your music,
your career.
You need money fast, more money than I could make
10 years of singing.
I don't care. I want you to be a great singer,
not a race track tout.
Wait a minute. That isn't fair!
Are you going to return that horse?
I can't do that. I just bought him.
You mean you don't want to.
You'd rather bet on a horse
than on yourself.
Of all the ungrateful people!
What have I got to be grateful for?
You've thrown your career away
on a long shot
and gambled away our happiness.
Here. take your horse.
And I hope you're very happy with it.
I'm going to someone who understands me.
I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush.
Why, I never heard of him. Has he a sanitarium?
The biggest in Florida, that's what he told me.
Of course, I was never there.
Hugo, I mean, Dr. Hackenbush,
always insisted on treating me in my home.
Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me
until I met him.
Excuse, please.
We're sure getting a lot of new customers
since they heard Dr. Hackinapuss is coming.
Did you say Hackenbush?
Yes, ma'am.
I wonder if that could be the same one.
Where does he come from?
Where does your hackinapuss come from?
Palmville, Florida.
That's the one!
Why! Why, Judy!
Why didn't you tell me
Dr. Hackenbush was coming here?
Dr. Hackenbush?
Oh, I'm so excited!
Judy, why don't you make him chief of staff?
He'd do wonders for the sanitarium.
With Dr. Hackenbush in charge,
I might help you financially.
I don't say I will, but I might.
Mr. Whitmore, have my bags
sent right up. I'm staying!
Who's Dr. Hackenbush?
I don't know.
But if she wants a hackinapuss,
she's going to get a hackinapuss.
[Barking]
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Here's a telegram, for you, doc.
What does it say?
Well, goes on to say-- how should I know?
"Come up and take care of Mrs. upjohn. Stop.
"You can write your own ticket. Stop.
Come at once, Standish sanitarium."
Mrs. upjohn. Ah, Emily.
She never forgot that hayride.
Don't Mrs. upjohn know you're a vet?
No. She's so in love with me,
she doesn't know anything.
That's why she's in love me.
They could throw a horse doctor in jail
for treating people.
Yes. They can throw a horse doctor in jail
for not paying his rent, too.
What have I got to los--
[barking]
[Whinny]
Take one of those every half-mile,
and call me if there's any change.
But if I sign this, it means I turn
the sanitarium over to you today.
That's right, and I'll give you $5,000.
But the notes aren't due.
I've got almost a month.
This place has been losing money steadily.
You'll never be able to pay.
If you wait, I'll take it over, and you won't get a cent.
As your business manager, Judy,
I strongly advise you to take Mr. Morgan's offer.
You're forgetting about that doctor
Mrs. upjohn recommended. Surely with him in charge,
we'll be able to pay Mr. Morgan.
Judy, are you going to take the advice
of a hysterical patient?
Judy!
Judy, he's here!
Who's here?
Dr. Hackenbush!
Are you going to sign that or not?
No.
Of course she's not going to sign it.
I have a month.
I can at least try this new doctor.
You're going to wish you'd taken that check.
Mr. Morgan. Mr. Morgan--
you fixed that all right.
How did I know that old battle-ax
was going to butt in? Don't worry.
I'll get to work on this new doctor.
Work fast.
Don't let them bully you.
With Dr. Hackenbush in charge,
I'm sure my trustees will let me help you.
I think I'm better able to advise--
I don't want to hear any more about it.
I can't stand this excitement.
I know this will cause a relapse.
Oh, my metabolism! Doctor!
Oh, doctor!
Here, boy. Here, boy.
Take these bags and run up to my room.
And here's a dime for yourself.
No, no. This is Mr. Whitmore, our business manager.
I'm terribly sorry. Here's a quarter.
You mustn't take the doctor too seriously.
He probably feels tired after his long trip.
Why shouldn't I be tired?
Did you ever ride four on a motorcycle?
And me, top man.
This is Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush,
your new chief of staff,
and now, doctor, I'd like you to meet miss Standish.
Oh, doctor.
Uh, doctor.
Just a moment, until I calm these paralytics.
Oh, dear. Uh, doctor.
Doctor, this is miss Standish, owner of the sanitarium.
How do you do, miss Standish?
How do you do?
You're the prettiest owner of a sanitarium
I've ever seen.
Thank you.
You have a charming place here.
Ah! I knew your mother very well.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Many, many years ago, in the dear, dim past,
I proposed to your mother.
But that's my father.
No wonder he turned me down.
Now, doctor, I'd like you
to meet your new associates.
Johnson, Bellevue Hospital, 1918.
Franco, Johns Hopkins, '22.
Wilmerding, Mayo brothers, '24.
Dodge brothers, late '29.
Doctor, I'm happy to welcome you as chief of staff.
I hope you'll be able to pull the sanitarium
out of its difficulties.
The sanitarium's having a little financial trouble.
I get it. I'm not going to get paid. So long!
Oh, no. Doctor, please don't go.
I'll take care of your salary.
Oh, yeah? The last job I had,
I had to take it out in trade,
and this is no butcher shop.
Not yet, anyhow.
It seems to me, if I may say so,
we are making rather a hasty decision.
Surely you don't question the doctor's ability.
No. Not exactly, but running
a sanitarium calls for a man
with peculiar talents.
You don't have to look any further. I've got the most
peculiar talents of any doctor you ever met.
I'm satisfied with Mrs. Upjohn's recommendations.
If you'll excuse me,
I'll go and bring in the rest of the staff.
Why don't you go out and bring in something?
Preferably, your resignation.
Tell me, Dr. Hackenbush.
Just what was
your medical background?
Medically?
Yes.
Well, at the age of 15,
I got a job in a drugstore filling prescriptions.
Don't you have to be 21 to fill prescriptions?
Well, that's for grownups.
I just filled them for children.
No, no, doctor.
I mean, where did you get your training
as a physician?
To begin with, I took four years at Vassar.
But that's a girls' college.
I found that out the third year.
I'd have been there yet,
but I went out for the swimming team.
The doctor seems reluctant
to discuss his medical experiences.
Medically, my experiences have been most unexciting,
except during the flu epidemic.
Ah. And what happened?
I got the flu.
Doctor, I think it's time for my pill.
Ix-nay on the ill-pay.
You told me to take them regularly.
Just a minute, Mrs. upjohn.
That looks like a horse pill to me.
Oh, you've taken them before?
Are you sure you haven't made a mistake?
You have nothing to worry about.
The last patient I gave one of those to
won the Kentucky derby.
May I examine this, please?
Do you actually give those
to your patients?
Isn't that awfully large for a pill?
It was too small for a basketball,
and I didn't know what to do with it.
You're awfully large for a pill yourself.
Dr. wilmerding,
just what is your opinion?
It must take a lot of water
to swallow that.
Nonsense. you can swallow that
with 5 gallons.
Isn't that a lot of water
for a patient to take?
Not if the patient has a bridge in her mouth.
The water flows under the bridge,
and the patient walks over the bridge
and meets the pill on the other side.
[Bugle blows]
So it's war! I'm off to the battlefield!
No, doctor. That's from the race track.
Race track? What am I doing here?
Doctor, don't leave me!
Well, you won it, stuffy.
Nice work, stuffy.
I told you to lose that race.
Ow!
Stuffy, where are you?
Where's stuffy? Did you see my jockey?
Please, Mr. Morgan, don't stay here.
You ought to beat the head off that ornery devil!
He only acts this way
when he sees or hears you.
I should have plugged that nag when I owned him!
Please, Mr. Morgan, don't stay here.
Calm down. He's gone now.
That's a boy.
You better stay out of Morgan's way for a while.
Get your ice cream.
Get your tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.
[Whistles]
Stuffy! Ha ha!
Hey! Get out of there!
Hey, that was some ride you put up.
I had five bucks right on the nose.
I won 60 cents.
[Whistles]
Who are you riding tomorrow?
What's the matter? What happened?
You fired? Morgan fired you?
He wanted you to throw the race?
He wanted stuffy to be crooked?
Yeah. You know he's honest.
He's honest, but you've got to watch him a little.
Gil, why don't you give stuffy a job?
Let him ride hi hat.
You know we can't afford a jockey.
We haven't enough money to eat, ourselves.
All the time eat. We don't have to eat. I'll eat.
Hey, you.
Hello, sheriff.
Have you got the money for the feed bill?
You see--
you guys have been stalling me for weeks.
Either I get some money on the account right now,
or I'm taking hi hat.
Wait. Wait. I'll give you
some money. There you are.
$5.00? That's not enough. Come on. Well?
All right. I've got some more.
Just, uh, there you are.
That makes 10. Chicken feed. Come on.
You've got some more.
Yeah, I've got some more,
but it's hard to get at, you know?
Come on.
All right. Don't hurry.
I've got it someplace.
I know it's someplace.
I knew it was someplace.
Well, that's 15. Have you got any more?
I'll let you know in a minute.
Quit stalling. Come on. Hurry.
All right. I've got some more,
but I can't hurry.
What are you doing? Get up.
What is this?
What are you trying to do?
Get up.
Here!
Come back here!
Ha ha ha!
That's fine. Now we owe the sheriff $120 and a sock.
It's a good thing
Judy doesn't have to depend on me.
I can't even hold on to the horse.
No? Well, we hold on to the horse.
Say, if we only had some dough.
I got a tip on sun-up.
He's in the next race! We don't got much time!
Wait a minute!
What are we going to use for money?
What are you doing, you crazy kook, you?
Look, sun-up, he's 10-1.
Oh, boy, are we going to clean up. 10-1.
We haven't any money to bet.
Don't worry. I get us some money.
I find a sucker someplace.
Scram. I think I see a sucker coming now.
Get out of here.
Get your ice cream.
$2.00 on sun-up.
Hey, boss. Come here. You want something hot?
Not now. I just had lunch.
Anyhow, I don't like hot ice cream.
Hey, come here. I no sell ice cream.
That's fake to fool the police.
I sell tips on the horses.
I got something today can't lose. $1.00.
No. Some other time. I'm sorry.
I'm betting on sun-up.
Hey, boss. Hey. Come here.
Sun-up is the worst horse on the track.
I notice he wins all the time.
Just because he comes in first.
I don't want him any better than first.
$2.00 on sun-up.
Come here. Suppose you bet on sun-up.
What you gonna get for your money? 2 to 1.
$1.00, and you'll remember me all your life.
That's the most nauseating proposition
I ever heard.
Come on. Come on. You look like a sport.
Come on, boss.
Don't be a crunger for one buck.
What's this?
That's the horse.
How did he get in here?
Get your ice cream. Tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.
I had that same horse when I had my eyes examined.
Hey, ice cream.
What about this optical illusion
you just slipped me?
I don't understand it.
That's not the real name of the horse.
That's the name in code.
Look in your code book.
What do you mean?
Yeah. Look in the code book.
That will tell you what horse you got.
I haven't got any code book.
You know where I can get one?
Just by accident,
I think I've got one here. Here you are.
How much is it?
That's free.
Thanks.
Just a $1.00 printing charge.
Well, give me one without printing.
I'm sick of printing.
Come on. You want to win?
Yeah. Sure. Of course I want to win.
Then you've got to have this.
I want to win, but I don't want
the savings of a lifetime
wiped out in the twinkling of an eye.
Here.
Thank you very much.
Ice cream.
"Zvbxrpl, page 34."
I can't make head or tail out of this.
That's all right. Look in the master code book.
That will tell you where to look.
Master code? I haven't got
any master code book.
You no got a master code book?
Do you know where I can get one?
Just by accident,
I think I've got one right here.
A lot of quick accidents around here
for a quiet neighborhood.
Just a minute.
Is there a printing charge on this?
No.
Thanks.
Just a $2.00 delivery charge.
What do you mean, delivery charge?
I'm standing right next to you.
For such a short distance, I make it a dollar.
Couldn't I move over here and make it 50 cents?
Yes, but I'd move over here
and make it a dollar just the same.
Say, maybe I'd better open a charge account.
You got some references?
Well, the only one I know around here is you.
That's no good. You'll have to pay cash.
A little while ago,
I could have put $2.00 on sun-up
and avoided all of this.
Yeah. I know. Throw your money away.
Thank you very much.
Now I'm all set, huh?
Get your tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.
Master code... Plain code...
Get your ice cream.
Get your tootsie fruitsie.
"Zvbxrpl."
"The letter z stands for J
unless the horse is a filly."
Get your tootsie fruitsie.
Hey, tootsie fruitsie.
Is the horse a filly?
I don't know. Look in your breeders guide.
Get your ice cream.
What do you mean, breeders guide?
I haven't got any breeders guide.
You haven't got a breeders guide?
Shh. Not so loud.
I don't want it to get around
that I haven't got a breeders guide.
Even my best friends don't know
I haven't got a breeders guide.
Well, boss, I feel pretty sorry for you,
walking around without a breeders guide.
Why, you're just throwing your money away,
buying those other books without a breeders guide.
Where can I get one? As though I didn't know.
One is no good. You got to have the whole set.
Get your tootsie fruitsie!
All I wanted was a horse,
not a public library.
How much is a set?
$1.00.
$1.00?
Yeah. four for five.
Give me the four of them.
There's no use throwing away money.
This is all I'm buying, too.
I didn't want so much.
I thought you could do this quickly.
$6.00 on sun-up.
Oh, ho ho. Get your tootsie fruitsie.
Breeders guide.
Get your ice cream.
"Zvbxrpl is burns."
Yeah, that's right.
Heh? Burns?
Some day, the code gives you the name of the jockey
instead of the horse.
Now, you find out who jockey burns is riding,
and that's the horse you bet on. It's easy.
Get your ice cream!
I'm getting the idea of it.
I didn't get it for a long time.
It's pretty tricky
when you don't know it, isn't it?
It's not that book.
Huh?
It's not that book.
Oh, I see.
No. It's not that book.
Huh?
Not that book.
Nope. Nope. It's not that book.
You haven't got that book.
You've got it, huh?
I'll get it in a minute, though, won't I?
Get your tootsie fruitsie.
I'm getting a fine tootsie fruitsying right here.
Get your ice cream.
How much is it?
$1.00.
And it's the last book I'm buying.
Sure you don't need no more.
[Bugle blows]
Here's a $10 bill.
Shoot the change, will you?
I got no change.
I'll have to give you nine more books.
You don't handle any bookcases, do you?
Well, you come tomorrow again.
I didn't know that you needed--
that's all right.
You're going to win on the horses today.
...just walk up and bet on a horse.
Open!
Am I shedding books down there?
Close. That's it.
Good thing I brought my legs with me.
What horse have I got?
I just heard the fella blowing his horn.
Here it is. Jockey burns, 152. That's Rosie.
Rosie, yeah?
Oh, boy! Look! 40-1!
40-1, huh?
Oh! What a horse!
Am I going to give that bookie a whipping!
I was going to bet on sun-up!
I'll show them a thing or two.
Hey there, big boy. $2.00 on Rosie.
Sorry. That race is over.
Over? Who won?
Sun-up.
Sun-up! that's my horse!
Sun-up. Hurry up.
Good-bye, boss. Sun-up.
10, 20, 30...
Sun-up.
[As Tony] Get your tootsie fruitsie. Nice ice cream.
A nice tootsie-fruitsie ice cream.
Oh, miss Standish.
These calls came for you while you were out.
Thank you.
Hello.
Mr. Stewart?
I'm still out.
I'm sorry. Miss Standish is still out.
[Buzz]
Yes, Mr. Whitmore.
What about that call to the Florida medical board?
What? Well, keep on trying.
Call me the moment you get it.
That's great. You can't even get any action
out of your own telephone operator.
Don't worry. I'll get the dope on that Florida quack.
Listen, I want to turn this place into
a gambling casino before the season ends.
With my race track and my night club and this,
I'll have every sucker in America flocking here,
but every day counts.
I'll let you know the moment I get the call.
I'll be waiting.
Doctor, may I have one of your photographs?
I haven't one.
I could let you have my footprints,
but they're upstairs in my socks.
I want to announce your association with the sanitarium.
We'll send your picture to all the papers.
Florida papers?
Yes. Be wonderful publicity.
Publicity? We mustn't have any of that.
You know, the ethics of my profession.
But we have to get new patients.
Well, after all, the old patients
were good enough for your father.
Besides, who wants to see my picture?
I'm not a famous man. I'm just a simple
country doctor with horse sense.
Oh, you're too modest.
Never mind. We'll forget about the pictures.
And, doctor, remember, I'm counting on you.
The success of the sanitarium is in your hands.
Look, miss Standish, suppose I were to tell you
that I'm not the doctor you think I am.
Well, you're the only one that can help me.
And do be nice to Mrs. upjohn. Won't you?
Well, she's not exactly my type,
but for you, I'd make love to a crocodile.
Silly.
Have the florist send some roses to Mrs. upjohn,
and write "Emily, I love you"
on the back of the bill.
Just a moment, Dr. Hackenbush.
Yes, Mr. Whitmore.
No, I haven't been able to get that call through
to the Florida medical board.
Well, I'm doing the best I can.
It ought to be here any minute.
That call's what I think it is,
she can cancel those roses
and make it lilies for me.
Get me Mr. Whitmore.
[Ring]
Hello.
[As operator] Here's your Florida call.
All right. Hello.
[Woman's voice] Florida medical board.
Good morning.
I'd like to talk to the man
in charge of the records, please.
Record department? Just a moment, sugar.
[Southern accent] Record department.
Colonel Hawkins talking.
Colonel Hawkins, did you get a wire from me
regarding Dr. Hackenbush?
I'm sorry, sir,
but there's a hurricane blowing down here,
and you'll have to talk a little louder.
Whew! It certainly is the windiest day
we ever did have.
Woo! It certainly is windy!
I want to know about Dr. Hackenbush!
[Buzz]
Yes?
[Normal voice] Cut out that squawking.
The patients are complaining.
[Southern accent] I hope that that's
the information that you require.
I'm sorry, colonel. I didn't hear it.
I was called to the dictograph.
What was that you said?
I was called to the dictograph!
[Buzz]
One more yelp out of you,
and I'll have you bounced out of here.
[Southern accent] I trust, sir,
that that answers your question.
I'm terribly sorry, colonel.
I didn't hear you.
I can't hear you.
You'll have to talk a little louder.
I want to find out something about Hackenbush!
[Buzz]
Well, what is it now?
That's the last time
I'm going to warn you about that yowling.
And in conclusion, let me say--
I'm sorry, colonel.
What was that you said about Hackenbush?
Hacken--you mean Dr. Hackenbush?
Oh, no. He's not here.
I know he's not there. He's here!
Then what are you bothering me for, Yankee?
But I want to know something about his Florida record.
Here's your Florida call, Mr. Whitmore.
Operator, will you get off the line?!
Hello, colonel.
Yes?
Are you sure you're speaking
of Dr. Hugo z. Hackenbush?
Who?
Hugo z. Hackenbush!
Who's calling him?
The Standish sanitarium.
Yeah, that's where he works.
I understand he's doing a mighty fine job up there.
I...I want to get some information
regarding his qualifications for the job.
What job?
As head of the sanitarium!
Who?
Hackenbush!
[Buzz]
Whitmore, are you calling me?
No, you sap!
Hello.
Yes, now, what was that name?
Hackenbush. Hackenbush!
Uh-huh. Well, as soon as he comes in,
I'll have him get in touch with you.
Bah!
[Door slams]
Hey, you see that sourpuss?
That's Whitmore, the man you got to watch.
You see, he's no good. He's in with Morgan,
and I think they're trying to get the sanitarium
away from miss Judy.
Hey, hey! No. No.
You no gonna fight him.
You're gonna watch him.
You got to watch him like a hawk.
Not so fast. No, not so fast.
Now, look, first, I got to get you
in here as a patient,
or else Whitmore's going to get wise to you.
Come on, I'll take you to the doctor.
Stuffy! Stuffy, hey, come here.
He won't hurt you.
No, no, come here. This fellow's a nice doctor.
You're hungry, eh?
You want some ice cream?
You want a nice big steak?
With spinach?
All right, all right. No spinach. No spinach.
Apple pie?
And beautiful nurses?
Oh, baby, come on.
You're going to get a nurse.
Oh, my, you're going to get plenty.
Have you seen Dr. Hackenbush?
No.
Go and find him. Mrs. upjohn wants him.
What's the matter with Mrs. upjohn?
Nothing, in its most violent form.
Uh, pick me up at 5:00.
Yes, sir.
Doctor, may I have an O.K. On this, please?
I'm too busy right now.
I'll tell you what--
I'll put the "O" on now
and come back later for the "k."
Dr. Hackenbush.
A little later. Get me the Turkish bath.
Yes, sir.
Mrs. upjohn is complaining again,
and these x-rays show absolutely nothing
wrong with her.
Is that so? Who are you going to believe--
me or those crooked x-rays?
Doctor, the Turkish bath.
Oh, hello? Gus, will you look
in the steam room and see if my frankfurters are done?
Uh, that will be all. I have some important research.
Now, uh...
Excuse me.
Oh, so you're the doctor.
Yeah. Remember me?
I used to be in the book business.
Hey, forget about that, doc.
I got some good news for you.
[Hackenbush] yeah? What are the odds?
No, it's no horse.
I got a patient for you.
Oh, a patient. Fine. What size?
[Hackenbush] you didn't get him here
any too soon.
Hey, stuffy!
Sit down here till I snatch you
from the jaws of death.
Just sit quietly.
That's the doctor.
Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped.
He's a good doctor,
knows his business.
♪ Good-bye forever ♪
♪ good-bye forever ♪
he's a singing doctor.
Here you are. Oh, come on.
This isn't going to hurt.
Come on, everybody gets that.
Come on. Open up those pearly gates.
Flip this under your flapper. That-a-boy.
Didn't hurt, did it, huh?
He's pretty sick, eh, doc?
[Crunching]
♪ good-bye forever ♪♪
well, that temperature certainly went down fast.
Hey! Don't drink that poison!
That's $4.00 an ounce.
I think we better put him to bed, doc.
He looks awfully sick today.
Better get him a nurse, too.
If he thinks that, he'll go to bed.
Come on!
There, now. Take it easy, will you?
Take it easy.
He's been a doctor for years, this fella.
I've been a doctor longer than you've been a patient,
I'll tell you that.
Come on. Why do you do like that?
You think he's going to play with you?
No, don't look at me.
Let me look at you, huh?
No...don't look at me.
What do you think I am--a peep show?
Get away there, will ya?
Hmm.
It's rather a strange-looking sight.
Yeah, it's serious, huh, doc?
I haven't seen anything like this in years.
The last time I saw a head like that
was in a bottle of formaldehyde.
I told you he was sick.
That's all pure desiccation along there.
He's got about a 15% metabolism
with an overactive thyroid
and a glandular affectation of about 3%.
That's bad, huh?
With a 1% mentality.
He's what we designate
as the crummy moronic type.
Hmm...all in all,
this is the most gruesome-looking
piece of blubber I've ever peered at.
Hey, doc! Hey, doc!
Huh?
You got the looking glass turned around.
You're looking at yourself.
I knew it all the time.
That was a good joke on all of us, wasn't it?
Let's do it again sometime, huh?
Say "ah."
[No sound]
Louder.
[No sound]
Louder!
[No sound]
Hey, doc, where you going?
I'm going to the ear doctor. I'm deaf.
Come on back. It's not you. It's him.
Sometimes I'm not sure
who's getting the examination here.
Take it easy, now, huh?
Say, am I stewed,
or did a grapefruit just fly past?
I don't see nothing.
If that's his Adam's apple, he's got yellow fever.
He's got ingrown balloons.
He has, huh? Well, we'll soon find out.
Hold that till I get a rock, now, will ya?
Look. He's got a blister on his tongue.
Is that what it is?
Yeah. I think he's a ubangi.
Well, I'll get a hammer
and ubangi that right off.
I had a case like that once in Dusseldorf
many years ago, and, uh--
say, it's grown considerably,
hasn't it, huh?
What's that hairy fungus all over it?
Some fungus, eh, doc?
Not a great deal, no.
Hey, you're making a mistake.
That's his head.
If that's his head,
he's making a mistake, not me.
[Pop]
I can't do anything for him.
That's a case for frank buck.
All right, put him in a room
till frank buck gets here.
Oh, fine. Shall we say a 50-buck room,
or would you prefer something better?
We'll take something better.
Oh, that would be nice.
But we'll talk about the money tomorrow.
Oh, no. Money on the line, or out you go.
"To Dr. Hugo z. Hackenbush
for saving my horse."
Here, give me that. Come here with that watch.
You, a horse doctor?
Shh! A little easy with that talk.
A horse doctor.
Don't mention that word around here.
Hey, that's terrible.
I'm going to tell miss Judy quick.
No. That's no good.
Miss Judy, she's depending on you.
A horse doctor.
Now, listen, boys, I admit it.
You've caught me with my coat down.
Well, it's been nice knowing you.
Oh, no, you don't.
Let's get together on this.
I'm open to any kind of a proposition.
All right, you stick on this job.
You make Mrs. upjohn happy,
or we're going to have you thrown in jail.
Well, that doesn't leave me much choice, does it?
Listen, hackinapuss,
nobody must know you're a horse doctor,
you understand?
You make one false move, and we fix you good.
I hate to admit it,
but I haven't got a leg to stand on.
Hey, wait a minute!
Bring that over here, will you?
Stuffy, there it goes!
No, whip it around the other way.
You keep quiet. We know what we're doing.
O.k.
Say, for a while,
I thought I wasn't going to be able to walk again.
Hey, look. I got it, too.
It's fine now.
Stuffy, I got it. Come on!
1:44. That's bad.
You think that's bad?
I know something worse than that.
Did stuffy tell you?
Tell me what?
Hackinapuss, he's a horse doctor.
What?
Sure. Here, ask stuffy.
A horse doctor?
Does anyone else know about this?
Only hackinapuss, and he won't talk.
It's bound to get out sooner or later.
There must be something we can do to help Judy.
Yes. Hi hat, you got to win the race
and make us plenty money. Stuffy's right.
Hi hat's too hungry to run.
I can take care of that. I'm going to get paid extra
for singing at the water carnival tonight.
That's fine! You sing, I sell some more books,
and stuffy, he's gonna put hi hat to bed.
O.k., boys. I've got to go to rehearsal.
See you later.
All right. Good luck. Hey, you!
Hello, sheriff.
I thought I told you guys not to take this horse
out of the stable until I got the rest of my dough.
We didn't take him out.
He walked out, and we followed him.
Well, I warned you. Now I'm taking the nag.
Hey, sheriff. You can't take that horse.
We're just getting him in condition.
How we going to win the money
to pay the feed bill?
That don't mean a thing to me.
I'm going to put him where nobody will take him out.
♪ Tonight, we will be gay ♪
♪ turning away from all regret ♪
♪ tonight, saying good-bye ♪
♪ to every sigh ♪
♪ we will forget... ♪
he couldn't get you, so he took six other girls.
♪ And in fancy 'neath a distant moon ♪
♪ you and I will drift upon a blue lagoon ♪
♪ on blue venetian waters ♪
♪ together we'll dream ♪
♪ on blue venetian waters ♪
♪ how lovely it will seem ♪
♪ starlight tumbling down ♪
♪ you shall wear ♪
♪ as a silver crown ♪
♪ for your hair ♪
♪ the blue venetian moonlight will soon light our way ♪
♪ your eyes will tell me secrets ♪
♪ your lips dare not say ♪
♪ while I'm singing a love song of love dreams come true ♪
♪ of blue venetian waters ♪
♪ and you ♪♪
♪ when you're singing a love song ♪
♪ your love dreams come true ♪♪
isn't it beautiful?
It's the prettiest number I've ever seen.
Oh, Hugo, it's so impress--
now what?
The idea!
Oh, now, Judy, wait a minute.
Lookit, I want to talk to you.
It's about Hackenbush. You can't depend on him.
Mrs. upjohn is perfectly satisfied with Dr. Hackenbush,
and that's all that matters.
As a matter of fact, she may take over the notes tomorrow.
Oh. Well, I guess everything's all right.
Nothing to worry about, is there?
No, not a thing, except that horse of yours.
Now, wait a minute.
That horse is all right. He's in the pink.
Why, today he ran the mile in 1:36.
That horse is going places.
Oh, that's wonderful. I wish you luck.
Thanks. I'm sorry I bothered you.
It's all right.
Aw, now, Judy,
I'm the biggest liar in seven states.
He isn't all right, and he isn't in the pink,
and it was 1:44 instead of 1:36,
and the only place he'll ever go
is where the sheriff takes him.
You can't possibly mean hi hat.
Well, there's only one horse in my stable.
Come on, let me have the rest of it.
The only thing I'm going to say is this, Gil.
Don't ever let a horse come between us again.
She loves him.
Everything is going to be all right now.
[In a high voice] Change your partners.
Hugo, I'm surprised at you.
Oh, you didn't know I could rumba?
[In a high voice] Change your partners.
How would you like me to dance away from you?
I'd be satisfied if you'd dance off my feet.
Hugo, I'm disappointed in you.
To think of your dancing with that strange woman.
Well, don't think of it.
Think of me dancing with you.
I'm crazy about you.
Nothing will ever come between us again.
You don't know how lonely I get night after night
in my little room at the sanitarium.
Room 412.
Perhaps I could come in
and say good night to you.
Yes. We could have a midnight snack,
nice little steak between us.
Why, Hugo!
Oh, you would stay up until midnight!
That's the way you follow doctor's orders!
You know you're supposed to be in bed by 10:00.
12:00. 10:00.
Oh!
Sheriff.
Listen, we mustn't have any disturbance here tonight.
All right. I can wait.
[Applause]
[Laughter]
Well, it's in the bag. I have a date with him
in his room at 12:00.
Nice going. See that you stay there
till I break in with Mrs. upjohn.
I want Hackenbush fired out of the sanitarium tonight.
Don't worry, toots. When you knock on the door,
I'll have that moth-eaten Romeo
playing the balcony scene.
[Women laughing]
I got you.
You're spoiling my game.
What's the matter? What's the matter?
[Whistling]
Buffalo bill?
[Whistling]
Buffalo bill goes ice-skating?
[Whistling]
Oh, hackin' a bush!
Oh...what's the matter with him?
Dr. Hackinabush.
He's got a snake?
[Whistling]
No.
He's got apple dumpling?
[Whistling]
Dr. Hackinabush...
He's got apple dumpling...
[Wolf whistle]
No apple dumpling.
No, it's no apple dumpling. No.
No.
Oh, it's a woman! A woman!
Oh, I get it!
Oh, there's a woman.
Yeah. Smart, eh?
[Whistling]
Dr. Hackinabush...
There's a woman.
[Whistling]
She got a wooden leg?
No?
She got a woodpecker?
[Whistling]
She got a headache!
[Whistling]
Dr. Hackinabush...
There's a woman...
She knock on the door!
Aha! She knock on the door!
All right. All right.
Dr. Hackinabush...
There's a woman, she knock on the door...
[Whistling]
Ah, you're crazy!
You make me sick!
What's the matter now?
[Whistling]
Oh, she's going to frame him!
Oh, come on. Hurry up! Hurry up!
[Whistling]
[Waltz playing]
[Knock on door]
Who is it?
It's miss Marlowe!
Just a moment, fruitcake.
Yes?
Oh, doctor. Thank you.
You like gardenias?
I adore them. How did you know?
I didn't, so I got you forget-me-nots.
One whiff of this, and you'll forget everything.
Won't you sit down?
Thank you.
Oh, uh, do you mind?
Not at all. I always take the wrap.
Ha ha! You are such a charming host.
The Hackenbushes, we're all like that.
How about a short beer?
Nothing, thank you.
Thank you.
Ah, miss Marlowe, I've dreamed of this moment
ever since I met you.
For days, I've been trying to see you,
and I still don't seem to be able to make the grade.
Ah, a quiet evening alone with you.
What more could anyone ask?
Say, did you sneak out of here?
Oh, there you are.
Yoo-hoo.
Isn't this too, too devastating?
Would you mind carving?
I can't reach the steak from here.
Me?
[Loud knock on door]
Yes?
Hey, doc.
Hey, doc, can you see us?
If I can't, there's something wrong with my glasses.
You mean her? She's the one?
We fix her.
Ah, signorina, gentile e Bella.
Oh, baby, you look good to me!
Oh! Oh, stop it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I thought you came here to see me.
Well, I can see you from here.
Oh! Oh!
Get up, you--oh!
You know my friend.
Oh, no. Not for me. Three men on a horse.
Oh, what is the meaning of this?
Oh! Why, you little pest!
Say, what's the matter with you mugs?
Haven't you got any gallantry at all?
She in with Whitmore.
She's trying to frame you.
I wouldn't mind framing her.
A prettier picture I've never seen.
Thank you.
Hey, doc! Doc, I'm telling you a secret!
She's out to get you!
Why, I've never been so insulted in my life!
Well, it's early yet.
Well, I'm leaving.
I'm certainly not going to stay here with these men!
You're not leaving. They're leaving.
Now, come on.
I want you fellas to get out of here.
Oh, my cape!
Come back here with my woman!
You fellas are busting up a beautiful romance.
What's the matter with you?
Doc, get her out. She's going to make trouble.
You've got her all wrong. This is my aunt,
and she's come to talk over some old family matters.
I wish I had an aunt look like that.
Well, take it up with your uncle.
Hey, doc.
You're playing with fire.
I notice you didn't mind getting scorched.
Well, I got fire insurance.
Well, you better get accident.
Scram. Blow!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Ohh...
How do you like those cheap chiselers
horning in on us?
Thank you.
Oh, ho ho!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, how about a little scotch?
Why, I'd love it.
Oh, I'll ring for some.
Thank you.
Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?
I'll flip you to see who pays for it.
Oh, doctor. Ha ha!
[Knock on door]
I'm O'Reilly, the house detective.
Don't talk so loud.
Your mustache will drop off.
Have you got a woman in here?
If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.
Well, you better get her out of here.
This is the last time I'm going to tell you.
The last time? Can I depend on that?
Yes, because this time,
I'm going to stay all night.
This looks like a tough case.
So does this.
I think I'll call me assistant.
[Blows whistle]
Oh!
If you're looking for my fingerprints,
you're a little early.
[Dogs barking]
When you're through with that steak, chew him.
Pull in your ears. You're coming to a tunnel.
♪ Get along, little doggies ♪
♪ get along, little doggies ♪♪
it's been a nice, quiet dinner.
How do you know? You haven't had any yet.
Shall we?
Thank you.
Tomato soup?
Have you got a can opener?
Oh, here it is.
Oh, I'm really not hungry.
Couldn't we just sit over here?
I want to be near you.
I want you to hold me.
Oh, hold me closer.
Closer.
If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you.
You're so comforting.
The hackenbushes, we're all like that.
Shall we sit down and bat it around?
You're a little nearseated--
a little nearsighted, aren't you?
Oh, ha ha!
[Knock on door]
Oh, no. There's nobody else going to get in.
I bolted the door.
[Loud knocking]
Say, fun is fun.
We come to hang the paper.
How about hanging yourself instead?
Well, I'm going to stay right here!
Thank you.
That's right, stuffy.
You work on that side, I work on this side,
and we meet on the ceiling.
You'll wind up on the gallows
is my prediction.
I must be a citizen.
I just got my second papers.
Looks like a wet track tomorrow.
[Speaking indistinctly]
...I'll see that he's dismissed immediately.
[Whistling]
What's going on?
Good gracious!
You're mistaken. There's no woman here.
What are they--
no?
Hugo!
What are you doing?
I'm having the place done over.
It'll make a lovely honeymoon suite.
Ohh...ha ha!
Aah! Good--
you better go, dear.
We're tearing up the floor next.
Oh, my. Come, Mr. Whitmore.
I've a few words to say to you.
Boys, you were wonderful!
You saved my life!
I'll get even.
You--you dirty, lowdown, cheap double-crossing snake!
Thank you.
Oh!
Hugo, speak to me.
I said I was sorry about last night.
I never should have mistrusted you.
Isn't there anything I can do
to make you forgive me?
You could take over the notes from miss Standish.
Then would you forgive me?
Well, it would help.
Oh. Ha ha ha!
Emily, I can't hide it any longer.
I love you.
Oh, Hugo.
It's the old, old story-- boy meets girl.
Romeo and Juliet. Minneapolis and St. Paul.
Mrs. upjohn!
Judy has the papers ready for you to sign.
Later, later. Can't you see we're busy?
It's all right, Emily.
I'll remember where I left off.
Must they do that now?
Mrs. upjohn, just a moment, please.
May I present Dr. Leopold X. Steinberg of Vienna?
And this is Dr. Hackenbush.
Ah, doctor.
I have a few questions
I would like to ask you.
I've got a question I'd like to ask you.
Steinberg...what do you do with your old razor blades?
Huh?
I've been telling Dr. Steinberg
about your unusual case.
Yes, and I would like to know what is this ailment--
double blood pressure?
Dr. Hackenbush tells me I'm the only case in history.
I have high blood pressure
on my right side and low blood pressure
on my left side.
Ha! There is no such thing.
She looks as healthy as any woman I've ever met.
You don't look as though you ever met a healthy woman.
What?!
Gentlemen, gentlemen...
There's a very simple way to settle this.
Why not examine Mrs. upjohn?
Splendid, splendid.
Right this way, Mrs. upjohn.
Dr. Hackenbush will show you,
then I insist
that you apologize to him.
Come, Hugo. The idea!
Hey, doc, where you going?
Don't you realize
if Steinberg examines that woman, we're through?
I'm through right now.
Oh, no, you're not.
Now, you got to get in there.
Do anything, but stop Steinberg.
Come on. You got to hurry!
I'll say I have to hurry.
I'm hopping the next banana boat for central America.
Hey, where you going?
Wait, doc. Wait!
It's all right with me. Go right ahead.
I'm not sleeping here tonight.
It's hi hat.
Nonsense. that's a horse.
No, it's hi hat.
We hide him in the closet
so the sheriff can't find him.
Is that so? Well, he's not going to find me, either,
because I'm leaving here right away, boys.
Doc, doc, wait a minute, now.
I'll see you again sometime,
just as soon as I get my effects.
Old Hackenbush isn't going to be with you very long.
Doc, you can't walk out on us like this.
I'll say I can't. I'm going to run out.
You can't go, doc.
If you walk out, where will Judy be?
Well, she won't be in jail.
That's where I'll be if I stay here.
Besides, what could I do?
You've got to stop the examination somehow.
Not today I don't.
Are you a man or a mouse?
You put a piece of cheese down there,
and you'll find out.
Well, it's been nice seeing you.
Oh, no, you don't.
You leave us over my dead body.
Well, that's a pleasant way to travel. Look out!
All right. Now, look, doc.
You can't leave miss Judy
in a fix like this.
I know, but the sheriff--
doc, doc, if you leave now, Judy loses the sanitarium.
All right. I'll stay.
You're going to stay? I knew you'd do it, doc.
Next, we will see--
just a moment. Take your hands off her!
A fine doctor you are. Don't you know
you're not supposed to touch a patient
without being sterilized?
You don't see me running
an examination like that.
No, that's true...
And I think it will be very interesting to see
just how Dr. Hackenbush does conduct an examination.
Splendid, splendid. Show them, doctor.
If you insist, I'll proceed.
In case you've never done it,
this is known as washing your hands.
Rather have it rusty than missing.
You'll go a long ways to see
prettier drippings than those.
Why sterilization?
After all, this is not an operation.
Not yet, but I may get hot and operate
on everybody in the joint, including you.
Come, come, doctor.
Aren't you ready?
Now, Mrs. upjohn, I guess I know my business.
Of course, that's just a guess on my part,
but, at any rate, I know a thing or two about cleanliness,
and that's more than I can say for that mountain goat
standing there.
Come, doctor. We're waiting.
All right. If you insist,
we'll proceed at once.
Now, Mrs. upjohn, I want you to take your arms
and let them wave through the air
with the greatest of ease.
Not too swiftly.
Like that, doctor?
Yes, that's splendid.
How long do you want me to do this, doctor?
Just until you fly away.
I told you guys to stay down in that room with those pigeons.
Dr. Hackenbush, tell me,
who sent for these men?
You don't have to send for them.
You just rub a lamp, and they appear.
My name is Steinberg.
Nix. Nix. That's Steinberg.
Dr. Steinberg, by a strange coincidence,
this is another Dr. Steinberg.
May I take my great friend, introduce my colleagues
and good friends, another Dr. Steinberg?
This is a Dr. Steinberg, Dr. Steinberg.
Dr. Steinberg and a Mrs. Steinberg.
And doctor, I'd like you to meet
another Dr. Steinberg, and that's Steinberg junior.
If Dr. Hackenbush is not going to continue
with the examination, professor,
may we have your diagnosis, please?
With pleasure.
In all my years of medicine--
in your years of medicine...Why, you
don't know the first thing about medicine.
And don't point that beard at me! It might go off!
Dr. Steinberg, do you remember your diagnosis?
Certainly. to begin with,
her pulse is absolutely normal.
I challenge that.
Challenge that? You take her pulse!
Pulse?
Take her pulse!
I don't do any pulse work.
I am an acute diagnostician.
Take her pulse! Take her pulse!
Oh, no! No! No! My purse! My purse!
He has my purse!
You must forgive him.
He doesn't spell very well, Mrs. upjohn.
Oh, dear. Come, gentlemen. Let us begin.
Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
Now we're all unsterilized.
What's the matter with you?
♪ Down by the old mill stream ♪
♪ where I first met you ♪♪
well, I must say,
I've seen quicker examinations.
Maybe, but you'll never see a slipperier one.
Gentlemen, are you ready to proceed?
We'll proceed immediately.
Doctor, and what do you expect to do next?
The next thing I think we should do
is wash our hands.
You're absolutely right.
♪ Down by the old mill stream ♪♪
[Mrs. upjohn] What is the matter with them?
[Steinberg] I don't know.
What is this? Get away from me!
Everything is going to be all right.
Nurse, sterilization! Sterilization!
[Mrs. upjohn] Are they mad? What is it?
No, we're not mad.
We're just terribly hurt, that's all.
Hey, just a moment. Just put the gown on,
not the nurse, eh? Come here.
Aah!
How is it a dame like that never gets sick?
But I am sick!
Doctor, will you pay attention to me?
You'll have to get in line, Mrs. upjohn.
There's three orders ahead of you.
That poor girl may be out there,
catching her death of cold. Same nurse, sterilization!
This is absolutely insane!
Yes. That's what they said about pasteur.
Ah, this is ridiculous!
Put the patient in a horizontal position.
Oh, what are you going to do now?
Oh, dear. I don't want to be examined anymore.
Do you hear me?
Oh, doctor! Doctor! Doctor, where are you?
Oh, my. I want to get down.
You let me down this very moment!
Do you hear me?
I said, you get me down from this table.
I'll report this to miss Standish.
You wait and see if I don't.
What are you doing? Get off there!
How do you like that, honey?
What are you doing? Give me that.
Get away from me!
I don't want to have my head massaged!
In all my life,
I haven't seen such an examination!
[Whistling]
But there is one indisputable test!
What?
The X-ray! X-ray!
X-ray!
X-ray! X-ray!
All about the examination!
X-ray!
All about the examination!
X-ray! X-ray!
Ah!
X-ray! X-ray!
That's enough!
I will call the police!
[Mrs. upjohn] I've never gone through anything like this!
Aah!
[Whinny]
Well, I certainly messed things up for Judy.
You messed things up?
I suppose old doc Hackenbush
didn't throw a nasty monkey wrench.
You no throw the monkey wrench.
I'm the guy that did it.
Now, listen. It was nobody's fault but mine.
[Whistling]
I don't want any more arguments. It was all my fault.
I think he's right. It was his fault.
Oh, it was my fault, eh? That's the thanks I get.
I get you the first shower you had in years,
and you turn on me like a snake in the grass.
Someone's coming!
The sheriff!
Judy!
Hello, miss Judy!
Hello. Hello.
You're the prettiest sheriff I've ever seen.
Oh, you thought I was the sheriff?
We're taking no chances.
I just brought you these blankets.
I thought it might make it a little more comfortable
living out here.
Get up! Get up!
You shouldn't worry about our comfort
after the way we bungled your affairs.
You did your best, Gil.
Yes, and our best was none too good.
Tell me, miss Standish,
is the water still running
in the examination room?
After tomorrow, I'm afraid that's Mr. Morgan's worry.
Morgan, he no got the sanitarium yet.
A lot of things can happen before tomorrow.
The sanitarium doesn't matter anymore.
Gil, you were right.
I've been taking things far too seriously.
It's much better this way.
Now I can be free. I won't be tied down.
I can enjoy myself and really laugh.
[Crying]
Oh, Judy, please.
Don't cry, miss Judy.
I feel sad, but I laugh. I laugh.
Stuffy's laughing, too. Look.
Go on and laugh, stuffy.
Hey, look, look at hackinapuss.
Laugh. go on, laugh.
Hee ha!
Where did that come from?
Ha ha ha!
It can't be that bad, Judy.
Look at those kids-- laughing, happy.
Come on. You're just a kid.
Laugh. Be happy.
♪ The day is through ♪
♪ the sun, descending ♪
♪ has brought to you ♪
♪ no happy ending ♪
♪ but you can face the setting sun ♪
♪ and say ♪
♪ tomorrow is another day ♪
♪ you've had your share of tears ♪
♪ and trouble ♪
♪ but every care ♪
♪ will be a bubble ♪
♪ if you can face the setting sun and say ♪
♪ tomorrow is another day ♪
♪ some days, a little rain must fall ♪
♪ the skies can't all be blue ♪
♪ sometimes, a little tear must fall ♪
♪ to make a smile break through ♪
♪ today is gone ♪
♪ it's all behind you ♪
♪ a brighter dawn ♪
♪ will surely find you ♪
♪ if you can face the setting sun and say ♪
♪ tomorrow is another day ♪♪
[plays lively tune]
♪ o dice, don't come twosies ♪
♪ twosies ♪
♪ baby needs some shoesies ♪
♪ shoesies ♪
♪ come on, seven ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ it's Gabriel! Oh! ♪
♪ Gabriel's blowin' 'cause he needs us ♪
♪ we got to follow where he leads us ♪
♪ blow that horn, Gabe, we is comin' ♪
♪ follow everywhere you go ♪
♪ hallelujah ♪
♪ nobody knows de trouble I seen ♪
♪ hallelu... ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ it's Gabriel, it's Gabriel, oh! ♪
♪ Gabriel's blowin' 'cause he needs us ♪
♪ we got to follow where he leads us ♪
♪ blow that horn, Gabe, we is comin' ♪
♪ follow everywhere you go ♪
♪ come on and jam, Bo ♪
♪ a jam what am, Bo ♪
♪ jam, Mr. Bambo ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ who dat man? ♪
why, it's Gabriel!
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ oh, Gabriel's blowin' 'cause he needs us ♪
♪ we got to follow where he leads us ♪
♪ blow that horn, Gabe, we is comin' ♪
♪ follow everywhere you go ♪
♪ oh, Gabriel's blowin' 'cause he needs us ♪
♪ we got to follow where he leads us ♪
♪ blow that horn, Gabe, we is comin' ♪
♪ follow everywhere you go ♪
♪ blow that horn, Gabriel ♪
♪ blow that horn ♪
♪ Gabriel ♪
♪ tomorrow is ♪
♪ another ♪
♪ day ♪
♪ ay ♪
♪ tomorrow, zazu zazu zay ♪
♪ tomorrow is ♪
♪ another ♪
♪ day ♪
♪ ay ♪
♪ I got a frown ♪
♪ you got a frown ♪
♪ all god's chillun ♪
♪ got a frown on their face ♪
♪ take no chance with that frown ♪
♪ a song and a dance turn it upside down ♪
♪ oh ♪
♪ zazu zazu ♪
♪ all god's chillun got rhythm ♪
♪ all god's chillun got swing ♪
♪ maybe haven't got money, maybe haven't got shoes ♪
♪ b'all god's chillun got rhythm ♪
♪ for to push away their blues ♪
♪ yeah, all god's chillun got trouble ♪
♪ trouble don't mean a thing ♪
♪ when they start to go, "ho ho ho-de-ho" ♪
♪ all your troubles go 'way ♪
♪ say, all god's chillun got swing ♪
♪ all god's chillun got rhythm ♪
♪ ba da la da da ♪
♪ ba la da da ♪
♪ la da la da la da la da, whoa, yeah! ♪
♪ All god's chillun got rhythm ♪
♪ ba da la da da ♪
♪ ba la da da ♪
♪ la da la da la da la da, whoa, yeah! ♪
♪ Maybe haven't got money, oh! ♪
♪ Maybe haven't got swing ♪
♪ b'all god's chillun got rhythm ♪
♪ push ♪ ♪ for to push ♪
♪ for to push away their blues ♪
♪ all god's chillun got rhythm ♪
♪ all god's chillun got swing ♪
♪ oh, no, ho, ho ♪
♪ ho, ho, hey, hey ♪
♪ hey, hey, ho, ho ♪
♪ got swing ♪
well, all right!
Wahoo!
♪ Maybe haven't got money ♪
♪ maybe haven't got shoes ♪
♪ all god's chillun got rhythm... ♪
♪ all god's chillun got rhythm ♪
♪ all god's chillun got swing ♪
♪ oh, no, ho, ho ♪
♪ ho, ho, hey, hey ♪
♪ hey, ho, ho ♪
♪ hey, hey, ho, ho ♪
♪ 'cause all god's chillun got swing ♪
♪ swing ♪
♪ swing ♪♪
it's de sheriff!
[All shouting]
Hey, you!
I ain't done nothin'!
You got nothing on me! My skirts are clean!
Yeah? This letter from Florida
says you're a horse doctor!
Put them all under arrest!
They won't run, sheriff, if you break their legs.
Get that horse! Get that horse!
What's wrong with that horse?
He goes wild every time he sees Morgan
or hears his voice.
Get him out!
Hey, come here, you!
Where do you think you're going?
[Whinny]
You can't get away with this!
Ah!
Never mind him! Get the horse!
Why, you!
Nice work, stuffy.
Stop that horse!
Don't let him get out of here!
Did you see that horse jump?
And I'm doing some pretty fancy jumping myself.
[Sheriff] let me off this rope!
I'll throw you all in jail!
Get me down! Get me out of here!
This is no way to treat the law!
You'll never get away with this! I'll get you!
Get me out of here!
There he goes!
If he's headed south,
I'd like to make a reservation.
Look at that horse!
He cleared the automobile!
I wish I could clear mine.
Darling, perhaps that's why he
never won a race.
He's a jumper.
Am I a sap? I have a steeplechase horse,
and I don't know it.
[Whinny]
We're going to find that added starter
and see that he doesn't start.
They're not pulling any fast ones on me.
Hi hat's not running in this race.
Yeah, but hi hat isn't a jumper.
He was doing plenty of jumping
in the barn last night.
But he can't beat your horse.
Well, I'm not taking any chances.
My money is riding on skee ball,
and that's not all. If hi hat wins,
Stewart will give that money to the girl,
we can kiss the sanitarium good-bye.
Well, Morgan, you got nothing to worry about.
Hi hat's not on this track.
Well, you see that he doesn't get on.
Put a man at every gate.
If that nag slips by you, it means your job.
Here.
Keep me posted.
[Whistles]
He's made it! He's made it!
Go ahead, stuffy. Go to it. Good luck!
Ride 'em, cowboy,
or we're heading for the last lockup.
Come on, doc. We get a reserved seat.
Gil!
We got a man on every gate. There's no sign of them.
See there's no sign of them until after the--
[loud banging]
Whoa, hi hat! Whoa, boy! Hi hat, whoa!
[Woman] aah!
[Man] hey, what you got in there?
Hey, what's in there?
If you believe in signs, Sherlock,
take a look at that ambulance.
Now, wait a minute, sheriff!
Don't you start anything, Stewart!
Aha!
[Whinny]
We'll just put this baby under lock and key.
You keep searching for those other mugs.
[Whistles]
Stuffy.
What's the matter?
[Whistles]
What happened?
What?
Hi hat's gone!
[Bugle plays call to the post]
The race is going to start!
They won't start the race till we find hi hat.
Now, listen, son, you're riding this race to win.
I don't care what you do
as long as the judges don't see you doing it.
All right, men. Go to your horses.
Soap!
We are sorry for the delay,
but the horses are now coming on the track.
25 minutes late!
The horses are parading past the grandstand.
Only 11 are headed postward.
Hi hat, the added starter, is missing.
This is the third running--
[whir]
[Women screaming]
Hey, stuffy!
Did you find him?
Did you find the ambulance?
Then keep on looking. We know it came in.
Now that the storm of hats has subsided,
the stewards have ordered the track cleared for action.
Gather your men and don't stop searching
till you find them!
Here you are, boss.
The horses are back on parade toward the starting point.
They're going back now up to the starting post,
and everyone is getting his own hat, we hope.
The horses are coming back to the starter now.
They're very fractious.
They are giving the boys quite a bit of trouble
after the excitement.
First legion is acting very badly...
Free parking! Here you are! Free parking!
Get your free parking! Come on! Come on this way!
They're coming up this time, almost in an even line.
The starter has his flag up, and it looks like--
wait a minute! What is this--
a horse race or an automobile race?
[Horns honking]
Hold those horses!
Hold it! Hold it!
[Honking]
Plenty of room. Nice fresh parking today.
Right ahead, folks.
[Honking]
You girls got anything on for tonight?
Hey!
Come here!
Hey, get off!
[Honking continues]
Going my way?
Get them out of here!
[Whistles]
Hey, stuffy, did you find hi hat?
Well, keep looking. He must be around somewheres.
Get that horse out of there!
There's been a terrible wreck!
Come on! Hurry up! Help me!
Come on, sheriff. We've got no time to lose.
Is she alive?
Get going, sheriff. I'll take care of her.
Well, here we are again.
Get them off before something else happens.
Turn that horse around.
It looks like he's going to send them away.
Yes, yes...
Out now they go!
[Cheering]
Ha! At last!
Flying demon is third.
Sun helmet is fourth, then green goddess.
And skee ball showing the way in the center of the track
by 2 lengths and feet. Sun helmet is second.
Green goddess is third, and flying demon is fourth.
Now they're going around the first turn
with skee ball in front by 2 lengths.
First legion is second by a head.
Wait a minute! What is this?
What's happened now?
Get me the riot squad!
Oh, Mr. Morgan, don't get excited.
I'm not excited! Shut up!
Quiet, please. Your attention.
Stuffy!
The stewards have ruled this a false start
and have ordered the horses back to the starting post.
Now, ladies and gentlemen...
Stuffy, scram!
Who knows? We may yet have a horse race this afternoon.
The horses are back at the starting point.
And now the boys are turning them about.
They're very nervous, very fractious.
They're having quite a bit of trouble.
Get that wagon off of here!
Get off!
Get it off!
[Cheering]
Hi hat...He got him away from me!
I don't know where he is!
What do you think that is, stupid?
Take a look at the track!
Number 7! Well, that's hi hat!
They're coming up to the start this time,
and the starter has his flag raised.
Out now they go!
[Cheering]
Here comes hi hat!
And he's in the race!
Oh!
Skee ball going to the front, first legion is second,
flying demon is third, sun helmet is fourth,
and green goddess is fifth.
Now there goes hi hat into contention.
He's picking up the field and moving up between horses.
And look at him go!
He's moving up there at the leader.
And skee ball's still in front, pressing into second.
But here comes hi hat between horses.
And now he's challenging the leader.
It's skee ball in front by a length and one half.
Hi hat is second by 3/4 length.
First legion is third by a length and one half.
Flying demon is fourth.
Now skee ball is going out a bit,
and they're coming to the first fence now,
and skee ball takes it, but hi hat refuses.
He's turning back.
But wait a minute.
He's going to try it. There he goes.
He's going after it this time, and he's over!
Oh, your idea worked, Judy!
Flying demon is third by 3/4 of a length.
Oh, he's lost Morgan's picture!
He's picked up the field,
and he's going up on the outside this time,
and here he is at the leader!
Can you shout like Morgan?
No, but Morgan can.
...by 3/4 of a length.
Skee ball on the outside
and hi hat on the rail with flying demon third...
[Static]
Oh, something's happened to the loudspeaker.
Let me take a look.
Give me those glasses. You've got your--
it's you! Officer!
[Whinny]
You take care of Judy,
and I'll take care of Morgan.
Hah!
I hope the judges didn't see that.
Mr. Morgan, would you mind telling
the radio audience what a heel you are?
Oh, come back later. Oh, I've had enough of--
[whinny]
[Morgan] if the police can't handle you,
I'll handle you myself!
Keep that man away from me, you understand?
Get down there!
And stay there! And see that I'm not disturbed again today!
[Arf arf arf]
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Oh! oh!
Oh, we've got him!
He won't get away this time!
Oh! oh!
They're both down! Stuffy's down!
Skee ball's in the lead!
Smell this.
[Morgan] oh, get away! I don't want to smell anything!
Get him out of here! Get him out of here!
How many men does it take to do this?
Come on, skee ball!
Come on, boy!
Come on, skee ball! Come on!
[Crowd cheering]
Skee ball wins! He wins!
Let me out of here.
Ok, sheriff, what are your rates for a cell
with Southern exposure?
Come on!
Gil, hi hat couldn't have tried harder.
We were just unlucky.
Great race, skee ball!
[Whinny]
[Women screaming]
Get out of here! Get it out of here!
Why, it's number 7!
Hi hat's the winner.
[Cheering]
Hi hat wins! Sheriff, cancel that reservation.
It's hi hat!
Gil, come on!
Come on. I want to put the wreath on the winner!
One more yell out of you,
and he'd have jumped over the grandstand.
Hey!
Stuffy, you were wonderful!
Some ride! Oh, boy!
I haven't seen so much mudslinging
since the last election.
[Whistles]
Oh, boy, hi hat!
Hallelujah!
♪ All god's chillun got money ♪
♪ all god's chillun got dough ♪
♪ Gabriel's blowin' 'cause he needs us ♪
♪ we got to follow where he leads us ♪
♪ Gabriel, blow that horn ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
[honk honk]
♪ on blue venetian waters ♪
♪ together ♪
♪ hi-de hi-de hi-hi ♪
get your tootsie- fruitsie ice cream!
♪ I got a message from the man on the moon ♪
♪ for you ♪
♪ just you ♪
Emily, I've a little confession to make.
I really am a horse doctor,
but marry me,
and I'll never look at any other horse.
♪ If you can face the setting sun ♪
♪ and say tomorrow ♪
♪ zazu zazu zay ♪
♪ tomorrow ♪
♪ zazu zazu zay ♪
♪ tomorrow is ♪
♪ another ♪
♪ day ♪♪
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